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It’s a Variety Progrum

The fellas call Ruthless “a variety progrum.”

Why? Because politics doesn’t have to be boring, you’re allowed to have a good time. We won’t read you The Federalist Papers, we made this show for people who don’t take themselves too seriously.

With decades of experience on Capitol Hill and advising Republican political campaigns, the fellas give you an inside look at how news is made and elections are won.

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Um, you’re spelling “program” wrong.

We’re aware. Think of the word pronounced by a genteel Southern Senator. “Progrum.”

What is this game, King of the Hill?

It is the signature game of the Ruthless Variety Progrum in which we read the posts of former Republicans who’ve since lost their minds and become liberals. It’s a real treat.

Why do you hate the animal kingdom?

Because the animal menace is rising up to destroy humankind. We cover animal news to spread awareness about our new advocacy group, People for the Ethical Treatment of People.

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